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Mutated spider scorpion invades El Paso
Today a dead specimen of the horrifying monster was brought into Class 04-03 sealed in a protective ziplock baggie. "I saw one the other day in the hallway outside my door. I considered putting it in a jar and taking it to local authorities, but was so terrified by the monster I stomped on it instead," claims one of the OBC LTs.
The creature looks simliar to the sun spider, only this variety seems to have developed scorpion claws for a mouth. No reported attacks yet, but let me tell you, this reporter is happy that she bought the gallon container of industrial strength bug killer.
Bringing you news from the most iliterate city in the United States -- Izz signing out